I'm sitting at a table in the bar when a cute young thing at the next table said to me, "I'd like to take a ride on a motorcycle". To which I replied, "Yeah? Well that just might be possible".
"But it has to be a Harley", she told me.
"It just happens that I have a Harley", I assured her.
She replied, "Oh, I know that!!"
I then asked her, "How do you know that? Do you know me from somewhere"?
She then killed me with what she said next. "Oh yeah, you use to coach me in Pee Wee League Baseball".
I turned to my buddy ole Laughing Ass and quite calmly said, "Shit, I'm goin' home"......Doc